Oh hey, babes. Welcome to Celibate Slut, the brand you didn't know you needed but definitely do. Let's get one thing straight-whether you're in your "ignoring their red flags because the sex is good" era or your "blocking numbers is my love language" era, this space is for you.

This brand? It was born out of chaos and clarity-both, really. After spending too much time in a toxic situationship that derailed my life (and let's be honest, probably aged me five years), I finally said, "Enough." If you've ever dealt with the NYC dating scene, you know the vibes: tragic, full of ghosters, and people whose personalities start and end with "finance." The bar isn't low, it's in hell.

But here's the tea: I stepped back into my power. Whether I decide to keep it celibate for a bit or let my inner slut roam free-it's my choice. And babe, it's yours too.